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urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up”

rich

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DON’T LOOK AT MY BLOG IM CHANGING

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reverserapunzel:

I just saw the toughest looking group of construction workers have a snow ball fight and then throw a snowball at a cop car and hide behind a cement truck.

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

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uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

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winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

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oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

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ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

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  • Student:why?
  • School:you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
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tigermonster97:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

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ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

OR FORGOTTEN

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